Today, Texas Tech's Facebook page shared the following remarks about the occasion:
...Really? Are you serious?
2011 marks my 5-year anniversary of not having to participate in the BLOODY MAYHEM that is known to the free world as "Black Friday." Praise Jesus.
To those of us who are survivors... Black Friday is actually named after Black Tuesday, 1929... the day where everyone's money disappeared, mass chaos erupted in the streets, and the weak fell to the strong in the futile battle over -well- STUFF we don't really need.
The only thing worse is a "Rebecca Black Friday."
Moving along...
Today's fun fact:
In some eastern European countries, kids who are habitually bad are visited by Santa's BFF who is named Krampus.
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Here's a quote from the Wiki article:
"Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in Austria and southern Bavaria... during the first two weeks of December, particularly on the evening of 5 December, and roam the streets frightening children with rusty chains and bells."
How's that for your next Christmas Card??? |
And all this time I thought the only thing that would get rid of Krampus was Aleve... |
So, rather than chase your screaming children around crowded department stores this holiday... searching for them as they hide between clothing racks... discovering them playing a solid game of tackle football in the aisles of WalMart with a package of cookies... turkey-bowling down the frozen food aisle...
Wait.
You may be thinking-- WHO? MY little angel doesn't act like that!
You may be thinking-- WHO? MY little angel doesn't act like that!
I assure you, those of us who have worked in RETAIL on BLACK FRIDAY have seen your little angel in action. Like Chuck Norris, they move stealthily through the aisles... behind your backs... RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSES...
All I'm saying is... I believe in Santa...
...and -YES- I believe in Krampus, too.
...and -YES- I believe in Krampus, too.
...And GOOD NEWS for all you poor souls out there who had to work this black Friday (Midnight. ...really???), you have another 364 days to come up with a resume and a new gig. Smile.