Honeyyyy, I'm home!!!

The past two days have been just about as crazy as Steve Buscemi's eyes. (steve buscemi eyes).

See? There you have it. I've only been typing about 15 seconds and I've already thrown a Steve Buscemi reference at you. And you didn't even see it coming. Aren't you glad it was Steve Buscemi and not Rick Astley. Don't worry readers, I'm "never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."  ...nevermind.

OK... the house... AWESOME. There were just a few things that lit up a big question mark over our heads....

Honorable mention goes to the "Spider-Chandelier"...

"That's SOME pig!!!"

Third place goes to the Safety-Cone-Orange faux-finish in the man cave. These people are huge Texas Longhorns (boo.) fans and I think they were shooting for burnt orange... it turned out a little more like OSU orange.

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego in the fiery furnace...

Second runner up is... the surfboard ceiling fan. Unsure of whether we should pop one of the blades off and take it for a spin around the lake, we decided to let it hang in all it's awesomeness for just another day...

Dude I feel so totally amped in the presence of this tubular fan.

FIRST PRIZE... wait for it.... waaaait... goes to the living room ceiling fan. It looks down upon you in all it's chrome glory. Is it an eggbeater? Did an airplane crash into the ceiling? No one really knows.

The dinosaur-sized Phenergan-suppository-fan

ACK.

OK, now on to the good stuff... Here are a few snapshots of our progress on the house. Enjoy!

View from our front doorstep!

Formal Dining

Bedroom #1 (Office)

Bedrooms #2 (Mancave), #3 (Guest Room-- will be getting crown moulding tomorrow!)

Living room (Also getting crown moulding tomorrow!)

Kitchen (NOM!)

...More Kitchen.

Master Bedroom

Master bath

Master bath

CLOSET!!!! (Yes, it wraps around the corner too... and look up! It's double-decker!)

....CHEERS!!!!!!!

Come and visit us soon!!!